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All Star Athlete Guitar Hero Commercial

2008-10-25T12:55:00.000-04:00

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America FUCK YEAh

2008-10-19T20:56:00.001-04:00

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Unearth: My Will Be Done

2008-10-19T12:48:00.001-04:00

Shot in the great city NewBedford, MA

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Resident Evil 5 Trailer Extended

2008-10-17T14:03:00.002-04:00

couple kool facts are that all the guns in the game are real weapons
also capcom has added a new co-op mode to the story
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FUCK COPS

2008-10-15T21:32:00.002-04:00

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50 Cent's Reallity Show

2008-10-15T21:32:00.001-04:00

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Blind Myself's new video

2008-10-12T22:31:00.003-04:00

This is a kool little video with cartoon interpretations of Slipknot, Ozzy, Metallica, and someone even scarier
Blind Myself - Lost In Time

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Unusual Costumes Take One

2008-10-12T21:02:00.002-04:00

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Back in Black

2008-10-12T20:26:00.002-04:00

Had a week away from home. Would have posted some shit but i was working with dial-up so....yea fuck that. Pretty much just slept all week and got a chance to catch up with some old friends.

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The Assholes of the Universe

2008-10-04T00:47:00.000-04:00

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Nintendo's DSi

2008-10-02T21:53:00.003-04:00

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Even I Don't Exactly Agree With This

2008-10-02T21:49:00.001-04:00

There's a couple funny parts

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Unearth - We Are Not Anonymous

2008-09-30T20:35:00.002-04:00

I gotta say these guys have stepped it up once again. So far this album sounds like a good fusion of the last two. The intense speed and technicality of In The Eyes of Fire and the catchy rythms of The Oncoming Storm.
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Slipknot Film New Video

2008-09-30T20:27:00.002-04:00

Dead Memories is going to be the second single released from the Knots latest album, All Hope Is Gone, and is supposed to be airing soon
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And to top off Alice.....

2008-09-29T01:50:00.003-04:00

Friday The 13th Remake pics

His trailer home?

Jason Unmasked

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New Photos From Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland Remake

2008-09-29T01:44:00.003-04:00

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New Mudvayne Single

2008-09-29T01:08:00.001-04:00

Do What You Do
Mudvayne's first single from The New Game
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New DS to come out soon

2008-09-28T22:43:00.004-04:00

Last weekend, it was announced that Nintendo plans to make a new version of the DS this year. Not ye officially confirmed the new DS is said to have a built-in camera, music options and better wireless feedback.
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Cassidy and Murda Mook Squash Beef

2008-09-28T22:43:00.001-04:00

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Place Your Bets

2008-09-28T22:21:00.003-04:00

So i was watching the Glutton Bowl on TV just now and it made me wonder, why do all of these people look like they belong at a bus stop somewhere?

Maybe its just me
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kevins long lost brother?

Idiocracy

2008-09-28T21:15:00.005-04:00

yah bitch yah

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Mega Man Knitted Hat

2008-09-27T16:47:00.002-04:00

i peeped this at Kotaku some dude got his wife to make him a Mega Man winter cap.

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Slackin

2008-09-27T13:53:00.002-04:00

Been slackin in the Blogging world lately due to school, studying for final exams, and making sure i have completed any assignments i missed during the last 10 weeks, but this is my week off so....there should be plenty more shit to come. - toast

Frank Miller's The Spirit

2008-09-27T03:04:00.001-04:00

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Funny Video Hour....Er Minute.....Funny Video Time

2008-09-23T17:52:00.002-04:00

You ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of those Spanish radio shows?

Looks retarded at first watch around 3:00

Three words that don't go together French Badass Kangaroo

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Transformers 2 Title is quite literal

2008-09-21T18:05:00.002-04:00

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is actually more direct than the title seems. The Fallen is actually the name of one of the original 13 transformers and appeared in the comic books. The story says The Fallen is some bad ass robot that escapes from prison and puts together an army, forcing the Autobots and the Decepticons to team up in order to fight against him
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Travis Barker and DJ AM Expected To Recover

2008-09-21T17:17:00.002-04:00

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After Being announced to be in critical, but stable condition Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to recover. The recovery can take up to a year. Barker suffered burns to the torso, while DJ AM suffered burns to his hands and head. Both are being treated for 2nd and 3rd degree burns.
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KoRn Recording Song for Nightmare Before Christmas

2008-09-21T15:31:00.003-04:00

KoRn has posted studio footage of the recording of the remake of "Kidnap the Sandy Clause"
The song comes from the forthcoming album, "Nightmare Revisited" which is a collection of songs from A Nightmare Before Christmas by popular artists.

1. Devotchka- Overture
2. Danny Elfman- Opening
3. Marilyn Manson- This Is Halloween
4. All American Rejects- Jack's Lament
5. Amina- Dr. Finkelstein/In The Forest
6. Flyleaf- What's This?
7. Polyphonic Spree- Town Meeting Song
8. The Vitamin String Quartet- Jack and Sally Montage
9. Sparklehorse- Jack's Obsession
10. Korn- Kidnap The Sandy Claws
11. Rise Against- Making Christmas
12. Yoshida Brothers- Nabbed
13. Tiger Army- Oogie Boogie's Song
14. Amy Lee- Sally's Song
15. RJD2- Christmas Eve Montage
16. Plain White T's- Poor Jack
17. Datarock- To The Rescue
18. Finale/Reprise- Shiny Toy Guns
19. Danny Elfman- Closing
20. The Album Leaf- End Title
21. Rodrigo Y Gabriela- Oogie Boogie's Song

The Song

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Sarah Palin

2008-09-21T15:22:00.001-04:00

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

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The Koolest Pool Trick Shot EVER

2008-09-21T01:09:00.002-04:00

This shit had my jaw wide open

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Trivium: Throes of Perdition

2008-09-19T22:53:00.000-04:00

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What Happens When I Asked For No Tomato

2008-09-18T19:09:00.004-04:00

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John Davis Covers Lil Wayne

2008-09-16T21:08:00.002-04:00

So John Davis covered Lil Wayne and T-Pain's Got Money. link
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Pink Floyd's Keyboardist Found Dead

2008-09-15T20:36:00.001-04:00

Pink Floyd keyboardist and co-founder Richard Wright died today of cancer at his home in Britain at the age of 65
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New Godforbid Song

2008-09-15T20:26:00.001-04:00

Who brought it to you first bitches? Nah you can check this tune on the band's official myspace.

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De Blob Multiplayer

2008-09-15T19:47:00.000-04:00

September 22nd
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Original Gameboy Bombed but Still Works

2008-09-15T14:04:00.004-04:00

Below is a video of an original Gameboy that still works after being bombed in the Gulf War,and currently resides at the Nintendo World Store in NYC. That there is some fine craftsmanship. What better game to play on it than tetrishhh beyotch!

But who's playing the game you ask. It's obviously the ghost of a dead Gameboy loving Gulf War soldier. O.o
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Unearth Film New Video in New Bedford!!!!!

2008-09-15T10:50:00.002-04:00

So my eyes almost popped out of my head when i saw this."My Will Be Done" was shot yesterday at Orpheum Theater.

"It's really cool here, it's dusty and kind of dilapidated," vocalist Trevor Phipps told SouthCoastToday.com as the band paused during filming. "We tour all the time but we've never been in New Bedford before."

"We contacted the city and they were very helpful. They sent us some pictures and we really liked this location.

"Actually, it's even better than the pictures. This band has a huge sound and they needed a big space to match that visually. This place is massive and the way it looks fits right in with metal."

I gotta say its pretty kool when one of your favorite bands films a video in your hometown. I mean me and Noodle spent a good amount of time hanging out right across the street from that place where he used to live. We even saw some kid destroy his bike in the parking lot.

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Sonic Unleased Trailer

2008-09-14T22:48:00.001-04:00

So here's the trailer for the next installment of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise which i'm more than positive will be another butchered attempt to milk the last drop of milk from Sega fans teets. Trailer looks decent but lets face it, it will suck. Sonic = The Metallica of videogames

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You can't say these aren't sweet

2008-09-14T22:43:00.003-04:00

I never wear ties or watches, but these i would deff give a shot lol.

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The Dark Knight Heath's Last Movie.........Maybe Not

2008-09-14T22:26:00.003-04:00

Here is the trailer for The "Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" and im sure no matter how good or horrible this movie ends up being it will make lots of money. Not to mention Johnny Depp and Collin Farell are in it too.

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Wolverine vs. The Hulk Animated Movie to Come Out

2008-09-14T21:43:00.002-04:00

Lionsgate film launched their slate of Direct-To-DVD/Blu-Rayj Marvel Comic shorts
this is a 33min continuation of issue 181 of THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

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Mushroom Men:The Spore Wars

2008-09-14T21:08:00.002-04:00

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So here's a game that doesn't look to great at first. It kind of reminds me of those throwback type Boogerman Earthworm Jim Toejam and Earl type of Sega games. Which i really liked. Not to mention Les Claypool is making all of the music tracks for the game. I'm gonna give this one a try. Probly rent it.

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WTF

2008-09-12T14:01:00.002-04:00

So i dont know why but in Internet Explorer alot of the text on my blog is smaller than a midgets penis i have no control over this so I'm trying everything I can I thing it has something to do with Google Chrome because that's what i've been using lately and it looks fine in Chrome. Uggg! BARE WITH ME
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Funny Logos

2008-09-12T08:04:00.002-04:00

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Ok I'm not gonna lie this one got me at first

2008-09-12T08:03:00.001-04:00

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Glow in the Dark Cats

2008-09-12T07:52:00.002-04:00

So somewhere some South Korean scientists transferred genes into some cloned cat's embryos so that they glowed red under ultraviolet light.
Result: Glow in the dark pussy
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Funny Shit

2008-09-11T15:38:00.000-04:00

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Kanye West Arrested

2008-09-11T13:33:00.003-04:00

Kanye was arrested this morning at Los Angeles International Airport because he felt his privacy was violated.

He smashed a photographer's camera after a scuffle, which was caught by a TMZ videographer. Noticing this, Kanye and his assistant chased the video cameraman, demanding the tape.
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Children of Bodom Smile Pretty for the Devil Video

2008-09-11T13:03:00.002-04:00

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Seth Macfarlane does Super Mario

2008-09-11T00:05:00.002-04:00

So the family guy creator has a new thing where he does animated shorts. Family Guy American dad Esk. This was funny.

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Couple Knee Slappers

2008-09-10T23:59:00.003-04:00

My arm! My arm!!!! Im an evil bastard lol

Boards a fuckin day old!

Ok this is just kool. I'm gonna do this someday

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OK i just creamed myself

2008-09-10T23:41:00.002-04:00

Some genius somewhere mad a top loading custom NES that looks like a toaster. Fuck Yeas!
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3 Tool songs confirmed for Guitar Hero

2008-09-10T21:20:00.002-04:00

Guitar Hero: World Tour will feature the songs will be "Schism," "Parabola" and "Vicarious" from Tool. The game will also feature a custom stage designed by the band.
The game's ship date, as of now, is 10/27/08
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Korn set to go on break

2008-09-10T20:43:00.003-04:00

Korn is taking a break, and not writing their new album until next year
John Davis had this to say regarding the matter.
"We've been going fifteen years and we need to just chill out for awhile. And you know me, I got to keep playing, I got to keep writing music so I don't go crazy, so I decided it would be a perfect time to do this. It's not like a hiatus or anything, we're still all good, it's just when everybody's ready, we'll get back together and go do it. We just need to recharge our batteries and get hungry again."
My question is: wtf happened to David?
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Patriots kinda fucked

2008-09-10T20:35:00.003-04:00

Tom Brady tore an ACL in his knee, supposed to be out for the season, and Sam Cassel sucks penis- toast

James Bond: Quantum of Solice - Trailor

2008-09-10T17:12:00.001-04:00

The supposed "darkest" Bond movie to date.

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Scars On Broadway: World Long Gone Video

2008-09-10T03:31:00.003-04:00

The first video from the debut album. Nice beard Daron lovin the ZZ Top look
Enjoy!
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Joey Jordison was a Coke Addict

2008-09-09T20:26:00.002-04:00

In the upcoming addition of Kerrang! Slipknot's drummer discusses his addiction for the first time and how he overcame it.
"I realized I had a problem with narcotics when I realized that I wasn't just hurting myself, I was hurting the people around me," Jordison told Kerrang! "I had a real moment of clarity last year. My girlfriend at the time, a girl who I thought I was gonna be with forever, cheated on me and I went on a three-week coke binge. I actually wrote some of the riffs for the new album ['All Hope Is Gone'] around that time"
Then went on to talk about even buying his own grave.
"It's over down on Second Avenue [in SLIPKNOT's home town of Des Moines, Iowa]," he said. "That's what being in SLIPKNOT does to you."
read the whole article hear "It's over down on Second Avenue [in SLIPKNOT's home town of Des Moines, Iowa]," he said. "That's what being in SLIPKNOT does to you."
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Kids Bop is Fucked Up

2008-09-09T17:47:00.003-04:00

Im pretty sure this is real "shorty wanna thug"? tell me what u think.

All can I say is the next generation of children is fucked.
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Google Chrome

2008-09-08T18:13:00.002-04:00

Google's new browser has just been released and is receiving a lot of good reviews. I like it a lot I'm using it now. It's much faster than Firefox so if you're using FF or IE I suggest you give it a try.- toast

Jimi Hendrix Flaming Guitar Auctioned

2008-09-06T22:51:00.004-04:00

Jimi Hendrix's famous Fender Stratocaster that was lit on fire on a stage in London after a legendary performance in 1967. The guitar was auctioned off by Dweezli Zappa son of Frank Zappa, who used it on his own 1976 album Zoot Allures after making it again playable. It was sold for $497,557
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Mudvayne New Album Title and Track List

2008-09-06T22:39:00.002-04:00

Mudvayne's "The New Game" is to be released Nov 14th tracklist is as follows:
1. Fish Out Of Water
2. Have It Your Way
3. A New Game
4. Dull Boy
5. Do What You Do
6. The Hate In Me
7. Scarlet Letters
8. Same Ol?
9. Never Enough
10. A Cinderella Story
11. We The People
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Brian "Head" Welch Flush Video

2008-09-06T22:26:00.004-04:00

Ex KoRn guitarist debuts the first video from his self title. It honestly sounds like Korn with heavy vocals and funny lyrics.Ok not just funny lyrics but like afternoon special lyrics. and that eye makeup kinda makes him look like a tranny.
FLUSH - BRIAN HEAD WELCH -- THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

"Flush all the puke I'm throwing up!
In the toilet this sucks!
Not a part of growing up!
Only spoils it" - toast

Painful Photos

2008-09-06T20:01:00.003-04:00

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Crazy Mario Levels....WTF?

2008-09-04T22:15:00.003-04:00

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Woman grows 6ft. Zucchini

2008-09-04T16:23:00.002-04:00

A woman in Queens New York grew a zucchini that was just above 6 ft. tall with no special treatments or anything just fertilizer and water. The world record is a 7 foot 10 inch zuccini that was harvested in India.

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Suicide Attempt Gone Wrong

2008-09-04T01:24:00.001-04:00

How does the pavement taste?

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Death Magnetic Leaked!!!

2008-09-03T19:21:00.002-04:00

So Metallica's Death Magnetic and it's Entirety has finally been leaked within 10 days of its release. Lars said -
“Listen, we’re ten days from release. I mean, from here, we’re golden. If this thing leaks all over the world today or tomorrow, happy days. Happy days. Trust me. Ten days out and it hasn’t quote-unquote fallen off the truck yet? Everybody’s happy. It’s 2008 and it’s part of how it is these days, so it’s fine. We’re happy.”
I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.
and here i got a lil tune "Unforgiven III" sith the track listing so u can youtube them bitches!!!! Hit me for any MP3s

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Candy Prices aren't The Way We Remember

2008-09-03T16:56:00.002-04:00

The Hershey Company's product prices have gone up about 10 percent within the last month because of increased costs to produce and transport its products. I remember when i could get a candy bar for 50 fucking cents. Now I feel like fucking Charlie Buckets can't even afford a damn candybar. They've doubled in price within like 5 years.WEAK!

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OK some funny videos real quick

2008-09-03T14:28:00.002-04:00

PACMAN the movie coming out soon

Human Tetris

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Im fucking lazy today I even skipped class

2008-09-03T14:00:00.002-04:00

what my dreams look like

So yeah I'm going to sleep
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Dragonball Movie Screens?

2008-09-03T13:46:00.003-04:00

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Grand Theft Auto Saves Family?

2008-09-03T13:33:00.002-04:00

So i was on Kotaku and i read this story that said this family of five was driving down the road and they ended up swerving off the road hitting the guard rail then flipping over like four times. The family's father was pinned up against the staring wheel and the mom was suspended upside down. So there ll year old daughter climbed out of the back window and helped her parents and two younger siblings escape the car.
Her mom said "She just knew, from playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' She saw on there that when a car rolls over, it can blow up. She knew that could happen to us". wow

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New Trivium Video

2008-09-03T13:23:00.002-04:00

The video for "Down From the Sky" this is a pretty good song with a political undertone. Matt Heafy acts kinda douche-like as usual, but i gotta say they really stepped it up on this album. Can't wait for the release.
TRIVIUM - DOWN FROM THE SKY

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Get To Tha Choppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-03T12:39:00.002-04:00

Austrian Death Machine "Get To The Choppa"

Rednecks + Paintball Guns = Funny Videos of the Day

2008-09-02T14:04:00.006-04:00

Yeah i'll do it. You sure? Yeah do it. Are you sure you want me to shoot you in the mouth with a paintball?

Apple off the head.

Be careful you might put an eye out.

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As much as I hate PlayStation this looked interesting

2008-09-02T13:41:00.002-04:00

Team Ico makers of "Shadow of the Colossus" are currently at work on a PS3 title which has yet to reveal any details. - toast

tetris is a fatty

2008-09-02T00:28:00.003-04:00

i had to put a few more posts to move fat ass tetris down so heres a pic
is that a cigar or a carrot?
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TETRICE the OFFICIAL version

2008-09-02T00:16:00.005-04:00

N-Blox made by Neave Games

THERE U GO BAHDDDY I got 75 lines so there's a lil challonge for ye
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Bored

2008-09-01T20:03:00.002-04:00

So I was thinking about the movie Mars Attacks yesterday and how i haven't seen it in forever so I came downstairs to see what was on and sure enough Mars Attacks was on. I watched it for like 5 min then changed it cause Droopy was on :) Droopy's way kooler

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The Dark Knight Reaches 500 Mill Mark

2008-09-01T14:09:00.002-04:00

Yesterday The Dark Knight became the second movie in history to make over $500 million. The movie now stands within $100 million of toppling Titanic as the biggest-ever movie at the domestic box office
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Fox News and the White House admit to propaganda

2008-09-01T01:09:00.002-04:00

This is a lil old but if you YouTube Fox Admits Propaganda you can see a bunch of vids of Fox News and The White House admitting that the Government manipulated Fox News as a propaganda machine. Who woulda guessed?

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Austrian Death Machine's first video

2008-09-01T00:52:00.002-04:00

ADM's first video will be released on the bands Myspace on Wednesday fot the song "Get to the Choppa" off of the upcoming "Total Brutal" Album.
but ill probly post it to if im not bein lazy

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eXtreme Metal Band NAme of the wEEK

2008-09-01T00:48:00.002-04:00

Hot Buttered Anal from RhodeIsland has just been signed to Spare Change Records
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The Nightmare Before Christmas

2008-08-31T23:51:00.002-04:00

Tommorow a limited amount of The Nightmare Before Christmas Re-release in a 2 disc collectors edition. The collectors edition will be around $33

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Xbox 360 prices drop in Japan

2008-08-31T23:42:00.002-04:00

The 360 will be price slashed by 30% in Japan on September 11th. So hopefully by Christmas Americans will see something similar.

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Mad World Wii

2008-08-31T23:40:00.001-04:00

This game looks awesome, my first impression was looks like Sin City, but that;s not a bad thing

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This looked kool

2008-08-31T23:22:00.000-04:00

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Graffiti Picture Du Jour

2008-08-31T23:08:00.001-04:00

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SAW V Promo Poster

2008-08-31T23:00:00.000-04:00

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Everybody Loves Guns!!!!!!

2008-08-31T22:51:00.002-04:00

A little girl strips an AR-15 machine gun and reassembles it in less than a minute

Quality Time With The Kids - Watch more free videos

Recoil knocks some chick on her ass

Recoil Knocks Chick Out - Watch more free videos

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Robot Chicken

2008-08-31T22:29:00.002-04:00

New robot chicken Sunday

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Vector Runner DO IT!!!

2008-08-31T22:27:00.000-04:00

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St. Nigger?

2008-08-31T22:00:00.004-04:00

So Dallas Coyle of Godforbid has a weekly blog and talks the metal talk. this week he goes on to discuss what every person in the metal kingdom wont shut up about no matter how much they hate or love Metallica. He talks about whether they are a legendary act or not, and talks a lot of truth of how they really don't need to write the best material they can to change heavy metal bc they already did that. He also talks about how he wanted to make an EP showcasing his favorite parts of St. Anger called St. Nigger. Then at the end of all that he goes on to say at the very end "By the way, Lars is not a good drummer. Shut up about it already."
www.metalsucks.net/?p=6880#more-6880

for some reason i cant link it so if you really really really want to read this which you probly don't unless your Kevin then copy and paste that shit gangsta style

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Painting Mona Lisa in .008 sec with paint balls?

2008-08-31T13:52:00.001-04:00

The Myth Busters create some redic machine and make a pic of Mona with thousands of paintballs

Painting Mona Lisa In .008 Seconds - Watch more free videos
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Hurricane Gustav

2008-08-31T13:34:00.002-04:00

Is New Orleans in danger once again? After exactly almost 3 years since Katrina Hurricane Gustav is building up over the Gulf Coast. Its a category 4 out of 5. Experts are saying that if it doesn't hit New Orleans it won't miss by much.
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Speaking of RE

2008-08-30T22:20:00.001-04:00

Heres the trailer for RE 5 niceness on the 360

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Resident Evil Degeneration

2008-08-30T22:09:00.001-04:00

The new RE movie with my fav character Leon looks sick

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The most popular heavy metal band ever upholds their image

2008-08-30T12:42:00.003-04:00

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